Eating a banana in public is always fun, yeh?

Oh you want pitchas not pictures.

….Idk how to pull this one off.

Let the courting begin.

I likes ya and I wants ya. And I’ma get ya.

Now when I get freaky on that ass don’t act surprised

Why have I not had sex in 3 months? (I know why, because I’m doing it on purpose) but SHIT somebody needs to end this cycle. I’m naming it serial sexual frustration :the struggle

j cole always rappin bout dreams cause his music put niggas to sleep

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I need for you to not look like Evan Peters.

You’re adorable though. If you had facial hair I’d jump your face with my vagina. Sounds dangerous fun, yeh?

hoodrach:

wartortles:

im thirsty i could sure go for a nice glass of sex right about now

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