Why have I not had sex in 3 months? (I know why, because I’m doing it on purpose) but SHIT somebody needs to end this cycle. I’m naming it serial sexual frustration :the struggle
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You’re adorable though. If you had facial hair I’d jump your face with my vagina. Sounds dangerous fun, yeh?

im thirsty i could sure go for a nice glass of sex right about now
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